COMMANDER EDH TUCK RULE CHANGE OH NO

“If your commander would go into the library or your hand, you may choose to put it into the command zone. It’s as simple as that. Just like with the graveyard, if you want it to go into the library/hand, you’re more than welcome to let it.”

SHELDON NO

SHELDON WHY

SHELDON PLS

NO GOD NO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

THIS CHANGE RUINS EDH FOREVER. HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DEAL WITH POWER GAMING COMMANDERS NOW? I MEAN, OTHER THAN NOT PLAYING WITH PEOPLE WHO PLAY THAT KIND OF DECK. THAT’S COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE. HOW CAN I JUST NOT PLAY WITH CERTAIN PEOPLE? TRULY IT IS AN IMPOSSIBLE FEAT.

EDH WAS THE PINNACLE OF BALANCED, FUN, AND HAPPY FORMATS. THE COMMUNITY AND PLAYERS ALWAYS SO POLITE. IT WAS A LITERALLY HEAVEN ON EARTH. LIKE LITERALLY. AS IN JESUS AND THE ANGELS AND MY GRAMPA WERE THERE HELPING ME BUILD FUN DECKS THAT FOSTERED INTERACTIVITY AND FRIENDSHIP.

BESIDES, AS AN ULTRA COMPETITIVE FORMAT, I CAN’T SIMPLY IGNORE THIS RULES CHANGE. MY KITCHEN TABLE WILL LOSE ITS OFFICIAL WIZARDS OF THE COAST PRO TOUR EDH PLANESWALKER GRAND PRIX POINTS. EVEN IF I COULD, MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY WOULD FOREVER EXILE ME TO TINY LEADERS IF I PROPOSED OUR GROUP STICKING WITH THE OLD RULE.

YOU SEE, PEOPLE PLAY WAY TOO MANY TUTORS IN EDH. THIS IS ALL BECAUSE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE THEIR COMMANDER GETS PUT INTO THEIR DECK. THE RULE CHANGE WILL GREATLY REDUCE THE NUMBER OF TUTOR EFFECTS PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY. SHARUUM FOR EXAMPLE WILL CERTAINLY PLAY LESS WAYS TO GET TIME SIEVE COMBO PIECES. AND KEMBA PLAYERS WILL SURELY CUT STEELSHAPER’S GIFT NOW.

THERE IS NO WAY TO OVERCOME THIS. WE ARE DOOMED TO AN ETERNITY OF NORIN THE WARY. IF WE CAN’T SPELL CRUMPLE NORIN, NOTHING STOPS HIM FROM BLEEP BLOOPING IN AND OUT OF THE BATTLEFIELD LIKE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL SUPERBALL.

BUT OUR GAME MUST SUBMIT TO GODKING LORD OF EDH SHELDON MENERY.

SHELDON IS LAW.

SHELDON IS LIFE.

BAZOOPER.

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