PLAYER RARE DRAFTS FOIL GOYF IN GP TOP EIGHT

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED. PASCAL MAYNARD TOOK A FOIL TARMOGOYF INSTEAD OF A BURST LIGHTNING FROM HIS SECOND PACK AT GP VEGAS.

HOW DARE HE COMPROMISE THE TOURNAMENT INTEGRITY WITH A COMPLETELY LEGAL CHOICE OF GUARANTEEING HE GETS A $300 CARD?

IT’S CRAZY. HE SHOULD’VE TAKEN THE BURST LIGHTNING FOR HIS DECK. BUT NO, LIKE A MADMAN HE CHOOSES THE $300 INSTEAD OF THE $0.01 THAT MIGHT MAYBE WIN HIM MORE GAMES.

WHAT KIND OF MAN TAKE THE SURE THING INSTEAD OF THE GAMBLE? PASCAL MAYNARD, THAT’S WHO.

WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON. SOMEONE ELSE COULD’VE HAVE THAT $300 CARD. I MEAN WHY BOTHER TAKING IT WHEN IT BASICALLY GUARANTEES YOU TOP FOUR CASH INSTEAD OF TOP EIGHT IF YOU SIT ON IT FOR SIX MONTHS?

WHAT ABOUT GLORY? WHAT ABOUT HEDGING AGAINST GETTING MANA SCREWED IN TOP EIGHT? DOES NOTHING MATTER ANYMORE?

I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH PASCAL BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKIN FOIL TARMOGOYF.

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